I just had to. I mean, for like two seasons, I've heard Dan/Blair fans going... "DB will SAVE Gossip Girl."
And I would like to prove it:
Viewers: 1.11 million
January 30 [100th Episode]
Viewers: 1.39 million
Viewers: 1.25 million
Viewers: 1.13 million
Viewers: 1.01 million
Do you see how Dan/Blair have SAVED the show?
The FANS have spoken. DB has killed the show. I'm so glad we proved our point to the DB fans who claimed this was the savoir. Mazel tov. I'm glad we've come to reality of how Gossip Girl survives.
Whatever experiment Safron and whoever the fuck is left helping his run the show to the ground was trying out here. Please, come back to reality. Get your shit together and FIX THIS FUCKING SHOW.
I don't mean in a CB way. I mean, yes. But, I need BLAIR CORNELIA WALDORF back. The Queen B who ruled the UES/Manhattan in S1&S2. I miss her. I need her back. And, getting her back, in combination of Chuck evolving, will help CB come together again. They'll both be who they want to be and successful and powerful and ready to world NY and the world.
There is no such thing as a fairy tale. Blair realized this at prom. And it was a BRILLIANT conclusion to that arc. But this regression...that is a regression on Blair's character. I need my girl back. That's all I care about.
Playtime is over, writers. DO YOUR JOB.
- ►:laughing it up with Bart Bass
- ☼: bitchy