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Gossip Girl's Savoir!



I just had to. I mean, for like two seasons, I've heard Dan/Blair fans going... "DB will SAVE Gossip Girl."

And I would like to prove it:

January 23
Rating: 0.6/2
Viewers: 1.11 million

January 30 [100th Episode]
Rating: 0.7/2
Viewers: 1.39 million

February 6
Rating: 0.6/2
Viewers: 1.25 million

February 13
Rating: 0.5/1
Viewers: 1.13 million

February 20
Rating: 0.5/1
Viewers: 1.01 million

source: TVByTheNumbers

Do you see how Dan/Blair have SAVED the show?

The FANS have spoken. DB has killed the show. I'm so glad we proved our point to the DB fans who claimed this was the savoir. Mazel tov. I'm glad we've come to reality of how Gossip Girl survives. 

Whatever experiment Safron and whoever the fuck is left helping his run the show to the ground was trying out here. Please, come back to reality. Get your shit together and FIX THIS FUCKING SHOW. 

I don't mean in a CB way. I mean, yes. But, I need BLAIR CORNELIA WALDORF back. The Queen B who ruled the UES/Manhattan in S1&S2. I miss her. I need her back. And, getting her back, in combination of Chuck evolving, will help CB come together again. They'll both be who they want to be and successful and powerful and ready to world NY and the world. 

There is no such thing as a fairy tale. Blair realized this at prom. And it was a BRILLIANT conclusion to that arc. But this regression...that is a regression on Blair's character. I need my girl back. That's all I care about. 

Playtime is over, writers. DO YOUR JOB.

Comments

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theresadawn
Feb. 22nd, 2012 01:52 am (UTC)
That's funny! I didnt even watch last night.

Edited at 2012-02-22 01:53 am (UTC)
artemisphoenix
Feb. 22nd, 2012 01:53 am (UTC)
Most people don't watch no more. lol

I miss you, Theresa! *hugs*
theresadawn
Feb. 22nd, 2012 03:04 am (UTC)
I miss you to!

Sorry. I stopped analyzing this trainwreck show.
shopgirl318
Feb. 22nd, 2012 02:08 am (UTC)
Agree. I didn't hear this on IMDB but they did have a thread about how crappy the ratings are. Atermis season 5 proved that even with Dair, the show is worst than ever and isn't getting better. GG has been renewed for season 6 so I now it will probably have 12 or 13 episodes and wrapped up. The only thing that can save GG is death. Some fans on lj of Leighton M considered making "free Leighton!" t-shirts lmao!

The viewership has dropped so much after seasons 1-2 + for the ones that don't are anymore or does still hang on and ship CB they have been quit watching because of the silliness + Blair as a character has been destroyed so many times it is not funny. It would be semi interesting now with Dan if she was at least as fierce as last year but it is like she is some watered down + soft spoken flower. ew!

This list is a hopeless dream but if CB don't make OTP status at the end of season 6 I want:

Blair/single/Yale/Columbia/powerful woman in fashion/business.
Chuck/single/new girl or boy/college/business school/happiness/moneky.
Nate/alone/actual college/USC/Charlie Rhodes.
Dan/alone/NYU/major in english/he needs all the help he needs in the writing dept/away from Blair, Vanessa, Serena forever.
Jenny/true happiness/offscreen/fashion school/Parsons.
Vanessa/offscreen/successful/college/away from the UES, that place was toxic for her/being bffs with Blair.
Serena/college at Brown/success with an actual career/single or reunited with Nate or Carter; maybe someone new so SB can stop sharing partners.
artemisphoenix
Feb. 22nd, 2012 04:33 am (UTC)
Jess, Taylor, and Connor are the luckiest people alive. LOL

YES to everything Blair.

Chuck/Nate + Monkey :P

Nate/Charlie Rhodes, I'm all for! I still want him to be senator, though.

LONELY BOY forever. And away from the girls, yes. And just admit that Chuck is your true love.

Jenny/Offscreen is aces for me. I wish her all the luck, as long as she stays away from UES.

Vanessa + Oscar! :D And BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH BLAIR! You are my soulmate!

Serena/Nate + SUCCESS IN CAREER.

I love how we see things the same!
shopgirl318
Feb. 22nd, 2012 06:28 am (UTC)
yay! I agree I don't even care about Taylor but these 3 getting out was just awesome for me. + I watch Eric each week on Revenge at ABC. Oh I forgot one:

Eric/acutal boyfriend because I disliked Jonathon/away from his over dramatic family except on holidays/success/college.

Chuck/Dan otp because Nate/Dan fizzled and CN are on/off again and Blair can't get her shit together so she should be single like Rory was when Gilmore Girls ended. I still think the show should have toned down Chuck in the pilot but kept the leering, crazy comments, but just made him bi sexual without the attempted rape- assualt because ew and whose idea was this? It is clear that Chuck likes boys and girls.

We are GG soulmates, we see logical plots the writers refuse to see and if this was done realistically now. Everyone would end up alone except for Rufus/Lily, Eleanor/Cyrus, Anya/Dorota and Georgina/Milo/husband.

Edited at 2012-02-22 06:30 am (UTC)
coldwriter
Feb. 22nd, 2012 02:34 am (UTC)
Is it bad that I thought there would be a picture of Bart behind the cut? XD
artemisphoenix
Feb. 22nd, 2012 04:34 am (UTC)
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coldwriter
Feb. 22nd, 2012 09:50 pm (UTC)
Don't glower, Chuck. A is watching you. :P He may have taken the leather gloves off for now but he'll give you a leatherly glove massage when you least expect it. :P
ziah3
Feb. 28th, 2012 09:49 am (UTC)
I'm done. I'm so sad. Even with everyone jumping ship and leaving the fandom, I always said I would stick with it as long as Ed and Leighton were both on the show, but I can't anymore. It's too painful. Have you watched tonight's episode yet? I really want to discuss with you! Mainly for vdB purposes.
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