Gossip Girl 5x15
I would gladly watch 42 minutes every week if Georgina Sparks is the star of the show. OMG, watching Georgie, Phillip, and MILO! (♥) is amazing.
Short little review. I’m getting way too desensitized with this show. I don’t want to spend 1000 words throwing a fit. I don’t have any will power to care enough to be angry. I just end up LAUGHING at this BD mess. What a joke.
a) I hate Ivy, but OMG! FINALLY! YES! I cannot wait to see what Lola does now. I’m so excited.
b) MILO! MY BABY! You know what, G? Just send him to Barcelona while you and Phillip plot (or he does whatever you tell him to do). :D I think V would be happy for her baby back!
c) HELL YES on Chuck/Alessandra. I’m so down on that. That was a long time coming. And if he can get goodies about his “friend” Dan. More power to this! :D
d) WHY ARE NATE AND SERENA THE HOTTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET, ESPECIALLY IN HIGH SCHOOL UNIFORM??!?! *drool* HOLY SHIT.
e) For once, I didn’t have Serena during any part of this episode. WOW. Just, shocked me more than I can imagine, trust me. And just..amazing everything with BD. I love you, B. You’re my favorite. You’ll always be my favorite, but Serena…I loved you.
f) DOROTA! Be my valentine! Every second you are on my screen, I’m in heaven. Especially when you roll your eyes at Blair. LOL
a)Three seconds of Chuck all ep? *yawn* REALLY? At least CN was so on tonight. But I miss my Chuckles. I’d rather him making out with the world than barely see him. Although, vdB is on, as always.
b) Explain this to me: Chuck is a threat. If he’s around, RED FLAGS. But Louis does NOT care about Dan? The guy who WROTE HIS VOWS and was Blair’s get-away driver after the wedding? In what FUCKED UP UNIVERSE would Louis not have this woman report on anything involving Dan Humphrey? Or, is Louis like most of the world, LAUGHING at the thought of BD being REAL? ROTFLMAO. Oh, Dan. You’re that much of a non-threat. LMAO (forever!)
I think I’ll just stick with that. I’m so numb to BD because it’s a complete joke.
- ☼: calm